Menu of the Day

Its been some time since I cooked for my babyy and TODAY! is the day I get my lazy ass off the couch and cook him ONE HEALTHY MEAL. *feels great about myself now*




So here's what I'm gonna cook:


Sichuan Pork Ribs Soup *Yum*

Golden Mrushrooms rolled in Bacon *YUMyum*

Stir Fried Vegetables *YUMMY*

Prawns with Yellow Capsicons *faints of delicious food*



After thinking of what I want to cook, I messaged babyy and ask if he still wants me to cook for him. And here's the conversation:


Bitch: babyy, you still want me to cook for you?

Bastard: haha..Erm.. What you wanna cook babyy? (immediately asks if the food was all his likings)

Bitch: *Repeats menu above.*

Bastard: lol.. OK! SET! STEADY! haha.. You brought the ingredients already? (of course you like
lahh.. all your favourite..lols!)

Bitch: Haven't, I'm going causeway point to get them.. Then meet u at Yishun station.

Bastard:huh? hmm.. ok lors.. you got enough money? (here comes the sensitive part) If can help
me use my card (WOAH! babyy pays for ingredients) to pay my BILLS also ok?




In the end its his phone bill but not the ingredients. I SHALL COLLECT laopo TAX later. MUAHAHAHAHHAH!! *evil shrugs*



lots of <3;
your BITCH

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time;2:34 PM

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